diaphenia

Title: The Community Center Course Catalog
Author: saucydiva
Illustrator: craponaspatula
Word count: 3K
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would buy you "Chair" for your very own
Timeline: 3x10 AU timeline
Summary: As prompted by the birthday girl- Secret dating through taking all the community center rec classes. It’s totally sneaky and not at all suspicious, because Leslie takes all the classes anyway and Ben, as a new permanent resident of Pawnee, obviously needs to meet people. Bonus points for going heavy on the cooking classes.
Author’s Note: Happy (super belated) birthday stillscape! Ascraponaspatula said, let's not point fingers as to why this is so late. Though, for the record, for once, something in the fandom is not diaphenia's fault.

Also not at fault is the ever-lovely lizinstereo , who betad this a million years ago.



A saucydiva/craponaspatula Collusion

(  Specifically, she might have accused him of “attempting to destroy the very foundation of my town with your ludicrous budgetary demands” )

Title: Brown
Author: saucydiva
Word count: 1.2K
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I’d take everyone out for some ‘za
Timeline: Gen season 5.

Spoilers: No actual spoilers, though this does work from the generally accepted premise that Ben and April return from DC

Summary: As prompted by birthday girl anmasp: Leslie/everyone, Donna gives Leslie an awesome makeover that everyone else loves yet Ben hates.

Author’s Note: Thanks to popgurlie for the beta job and for generally being awesome, and to throwingpens, who had nothing to do with this, but who told me I write like an exploding whipped cream can, which I like.

( “Don’t tell me you’re questioning my beauty advice, Hair Gel.”  )

Title: Puzzle Pieces
Author: saucydiva
Word count: 1.5k-ish
Rating: PG-13? I suppose
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would buy myself the world’s tiniest park
Timeline: post-3x09
Summary: Leslie. Ben. Feelings. Snakehole.
Author’s Note:
Happy birthday to ballroom_pink! She requested a ficlet to celebrate, and when pressed for details said, “The dream ficlet would have to either take place at the Snakehole or transpire after events at the Snakehole. It should involve feelings and Leslie and Ben.” I wanted a challenge, so I went forth, with a time limit, and limited myself to two characters, one setting, and no subplot. Then my computer ate it, so I went forth with an even shorter time limit. Sigh.

Thanks to popgurlie and whimsical_irony for the quick betaing.

( She twisted back to him, and saw that he was studying her hand like he was missing a piece of the puzzle. )