diaphenia: (April)
Title: The Community Center Course Catalog
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saucydiva
Illustrator: [livejournal.com profile] craponaspatula
Word count: 3K
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would buy you "Chair" for your very own
Timeline: 3x10 AU timeline
Summary: As prompted by the birthday girl- Secret dating through taking all the community center rec classes. It’s totally sneaky and not at all suspicious, because Leslie takes all the classes anyway and Ben, as a new permanent resident of Pawnee, obviously needs to meet people. Bonus points for going heavy on the cooking classes.
Author’s Note: Happy (super belated) birthday [livejournal.com profile] stillscape! As[livejournal.com profile] craponaspatula said, let's not point fingers as to why this is so late. Though, for the record, for once, something in the fandom is not diaphenia's fault.

Also not at fault is the ever-lovely [livejournal.com profile] lizinstereo , who betad this a million years ago.



A [livejournal.com profile] saucydiva/[livejournal.com profile] craponaspatula Collusion

Specifically, she might have accused him of “attempting to destroy the very foundation of my town with your ludicrous budgetary demands” )

Fic: Leap

Nov. 28th, 2012 04:42 pm
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Title: Leap

Author: [livejournal.com profile] saucydiva
Word count: 1.5k-ish
Rating: PG
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isclaimerClearly I don’t own it or I would cover your lawn in puppies and children.

Timeline: post 5x05
Summary: Leslie. Ben. Leaf fight.
 
Author’s Note: With thanks to [livejournal.com profile] courtknees1, an excellent human being who understands the importance of wine.

Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] ballroom_pink! You helped me kick off b-day fic last year, and I’m delighted to continue the tradition this year (slightly belated).


“This place is cool." From April, this was gushing. )

Fic: Brown

Sep. 29th, 2012 01:18 pm
diaphenia: (Default)
Title: Brown
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saucydiva
Word count: 1.2K
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I’d take everyone out for some ‘za
Timeline: Gen season 5.

Spoilers: No actual spoilers, though this does work from the generally accepted premise that Ben and April return from DC

Summary: As prompted by birthday girl [livejournal.com profile] anmasp: Leslie/everyone, Donna gives Leslie an awesome makeover that everyone else loves yet Ben hates.

Author’s Note: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] popgurlie for the beta job and for generally being awesome, and to [livejournal.com profile] throwingpens, who had nothing to do with this, but who told me I write like an exploding whipped cream can, which I like.

“Don’t tell me you’re questioning my beauty advice, Hair Gel.”  )
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Title: Long- Distance Leslie Lovin’: A User Manual
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saucydiva
Word count: 2K
Rating: R for sex talk and swearing and naughtiness
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would dump hundreds of red, white and blue balloons down on you
Timeline: 4x22

Summary: As prompted by birthday girl [livejournal.com profile] k8_26_2:
Donna and Tom give Ben unsolicited advice about how he can pleasure his lady while they’re apart.

Author’s Note: [livejournal.com profile] rikyl deserves rainforests and waterfalls and penguins.

See previous birthday fic here and here.

“And you don’t get mad if you find out later she’s faked a few orgasms.” Donna looks Ben up and down, then sighs. “Or all her orgasms.”  )
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Title: Puzzle Pieces
Author: [livejournal.com profile] saucydiva
Word count: 1.5k-ish
Rating: PG-13? I suppose
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would buy myself the world’s tiniest park
Timeline: post-3x09
Summary: Leslie. Ben. Feelings. Snakehole.
Author’s Note:
Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] ballroom_pink! She requested a ficlet to celebrate, and when pressed for details said, “The dream ficlet would have to either take place at the Snakehole or transpire after events at the Snakehole. It should involve feelings and Leslie and Ben.” I wanted a challenge, so I went forth, with a time limit, and limited myself to two characters, one setting, and no subplot. Then my computer ate it, so I went forth with an even shorter time limit. Sigh.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] popgurlie and [livejournal.com profile] whimsical_irony for the quick betaing.

She twisted back to him, and saw that he was studying her hand like he was missing a piece of the puzzle. )

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