diaphenia

Title: Wm. Darcy, Pornographer
Author: saucydiva
Word count: 4.5K.
Rating: R. Truly!
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I’d buy you all souvenir pocket watches.
Timeline: post-episode 98.
Summary: Darcy bought a porn company to save Lydia. Now what?
Author’s Note: Thanks to anmasp and stars_inthe_sky for the beta!


( She placed her hands on his chest firmly. “No, you own a porn company. It’s weird to think about.” )

Title: Lizzie B, Pop Star
Author: saucydiva
Word count: 13K total
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would have all sorts of fancy lawyers to secretly solve problems with
Timeline: Posted after LBD 89
Summary: Boy band/girl band AU
Author’s Note: With much thanks and love to throwingpens, stars_inthe_sky, and quiet_hotel.

Inspired by LBD 44.

Cross-posted to Ao3.

( Everyone knew that Darcy was about three days away from abandoning his own pop band to run off and become some damn dubstep DJ. Clearly, pop music wasn’t high on his list of respectable things to excel in. )

Title: Meetings
Author: saucydiva
Word count: 2K
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would get some amazing topiary going on the roof.
Timeline: Pemberley arc (written after episode 77)
Summary: “Darcy, I just realized something,” she announced, right as her brain caught up with her feet and warned her to stop.

“Lizzie,” he said, blinking at her like he’d dreamed her up. “I have a meeting."
Author’s Note: Thanks to throwingpens for the beta; I had to get this out before I got canon-balled!

(cross-posted at Ao3)


( I have my college roommate sending me fan fic, Lizzie. )