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Avengers, The

What Looks Like Crazy
Avengers/New Girl crossover
PG, 1.6K

Brooklyn Nine Nine

New York, New York
TMP/B99 crossover
Mindy/Jake and Amy/Danny

B99 Drabbles

ellipses
Amy/Jake/Rosa
Written for

kyra
PG-13, S1, 1.5K

Hands
Amy and Jake undercover.
Written as a

yuletide 2013 assignment for

blithers
PG-13, S1 AU, 13K.

Disarming
Amy and Jake, Halloween.
PG-13, 1x06, 2K.
(cross-posted to Ao3)

Fandom RPF

Adventures in Duck Watching (part two)
A portion of the Parks and Rec fandom goes to visit

ryeloza and it turns into a real clusterduck
PG, current, 5K.

Hunger Games, The

Going Live
Katniss/Peeta, an LBD fusion
PG, Modern Day AU, 1.5K

I Just Come Here for the View
Katniss/Peeta, modern day AU
written for Miss_Maia for The Hunger Games Holiday Exchange 2013
PG, Modern Day AU, 2K.

love game
Katniss/Madge at the 74th Hunger Games
Written for

thinkatory for the Femslash Exchange 2013
PG-13, Canon AU, 4.5K.

Know Your Weapons
Glimmer/Cashmere, training
Written for

sheena for the Femslash Exchange 2013
PG, pre-THG, .75K

Making It Through (2/3)
Peeta and Katniss, after the reaping for the 76th Games
Written for shankspearian_everlark for the Hunger Games Secret Santa Everlark Exchange
PG, Canon AU, 4K.

Volunteer
The kids of D12 find themselves in a house of horrors
PG-13, Pre-THG, 5K.
(cross-posted here and on Ao3)

The Problem with Painting
Peeta solves a mystery on a train
PG-13, Catching Fire, 1.8K
(cross-posted here and on Ao3)

Lizzie Bennet Diaries

Going Live
Katniss/Peeta, an LBD fusion
PG, Modern Day AU, 1.5K

Wm. Darcy, Pornographer
She placed her hands on his chest firmly. "No, you own a porn company. It's weird to think about."
R, Post-98, 4.5K
(Cross-posted on Ao3)
Recommended on

het_reccers by

stars_inthe_sky here

Lizzie B, Pop Star (part two)
Everyone knew that Darcy was about three days away from abandoning his own pop band to run off and become some damn dubstep DJ. Clearly, pop music wasn't high on his list of respectable things to excel in.
PG, boy band AU, 13K
(Cross-posted on Ao3)
Recommended on

crack_van by

stars_inthe_sky here and on

het_reccers here

Camera's On
As prompted by

stars_inthe_sky: "Oh my god, what will I tell my viewers My name's Lizzie Bennet and I just made a sex tape?”
R, Pemberley Arc, 2K
(Cross-posted on Ao3)

Meetings
“Darcy, I just realized something,” she announced, right as her brain caught up with her feet and warned her to stop
“Lizzie,” he said, blinking at her like he’d dreamed her up. “I have a meeting."
PG, Pemberley arc, 2K
(cross-posted on Ao3)

Lydia Bennet's Totally Lame Evening
Lydia is supposed to be going out with Jane, and Jane alone, tonight. It's about time; ever since her sisters went off to Netherfield, she's been bored out of her freaking mind. But as usual, Lizzie+the internet ruins everything, lbr.
Written for

annemarie for Yuletide 2012
PG, Netherfield arc, 1.5K
(cross-posted on Ao3)

Mindy Project, The

Guest List
Mindy and Danny plan their wedding
PG, future, 1K

New York, New York
TMP/B99 crossover
Mindy/Jake and Amy/Danny

Mindy Project Drabbles

Take You Down
the requisite SPY AU
PG, AU, 3.5K

Waiting
Mindy and Danny in the afterlife
PG, Season 2 AU, 4K

again (and again)
Mindy and Danny, reincarnated
PG, AU, 2.5K

life line
Danny gives Mindy his heart. Literally.
written as a

yuletide treat for

rikyl, 2013
PG, S2, 3K.

Since Feeling is First
Five times Mindy and Danny fight.
PG, Season 1, 1.8K.
(cross-posted to AO3)

Multi-fandom

Smutty Headcanon Meme
Parks and Rec/ The Hunger Games/ Call Me Maybe

Trick or Treat 2013
A multi-fandom drabble explosion

New Girl

What Looks Like Crazy
Avengers/New Girl crossover
PG, 1.6K

Choose
Jess/Cece, bodywriting
PG-13, S3, 1.3K

And I'm Not the Girl I Intend to Be
Cece and Elizabeth dump Schmidt and become friends, not necessarily in that order
PG, 2x25, 2K.
(Cross-posted to Ao3)

Nothing Much to Do

Playing with Fire in a Ridiculous Situation
Bea/Ben, fake dating
PG-13, 6K

Discussions
Bea/Ben, let's talk about sex
PG, 1K

Parks and Rec

Pawnee Sports Bar and Grille
Leslie has to stop her bar from going under.
Written for

whimsical_irony for the Leslie's Bday Exchange
PG, AU, 3K.

Unprotected
Ann and Chris and condoms and feelings
R, 5x20, 1.2K.

Planning
Leslie assumes the Parks Department will throw its own Christmas party this year. A Christmas fic for

lizinstereo
PG, 5x09, 1K.

The Community Center Course Catalog (Illustrated by

craponaspatula)
Secret dating via community center classes. It's not at all suspicious. A birthday fic for

stillscape
PG-13, 3x10, 3K.

Leap
Leslie. Ben. Leaf fight. A birthday fic for

ballroom_pink
PG, 5x05, 1.5K.

Brown
Leslie/everyone, Donna gives Leslie an awesome makeover that everyone else loves yet Ben hates A birthday fic for

anmasp.
PG-13, S5, 1.2K

Focus
What if Ann spined up for her accidental double date?
PG-13, 3x01, 1.7K

Unsolicited Ask Box Porn Day

Fantasties, or Eight Times Ben Thought About Leslie While On or Near His Bed
Part of the Government Shutdown Behind Closed Doors Challenge
R, 2x23-3x13, 2K

Handshake
As prompted by

ballroom_pink: April and Andy invite over Leslie and Ben. Truth or Dare ensues.
PG-13, 3x10, 1.5K

Mirror Shock
As prompted by

jncar Ben and Leslie are secret-dating April and Andy are throwing a dinner party But when April wakes up, she discovers and Ben have switched bodies…
R, 3x15, 7K

Long- Distance Leslie Lovin’: A User Manual
Donna and Tom giving Ben unsolicited advice about how he can pleasure his lady while they’re apart. A birthday fic for

k8_26_2.
R, 4x22, 2K

Better in Pairs
Ben wants April and Andy to pay their bills. April wants Ben to do something a little more fun first A birthday fic for

throwingpens
PG, 3x12, 1.6K

Young Adult Dystopian Novels (And Why You Shouldn’t Bring Them to Bed)
As prompted (sort of) by

ashisfriendly: Ben/Leslie role-play The Hunger Games
R, 4x18, 2.5K

City Hall Nail Salon
As prompted by

stillscape: Tom talks the department about Ann
Follows Safer Sex at City Hall
PG-13, 4x18, 1.3K

Safer Sex at City Hall
As prompted by

popgurlie: Ann interviews everyone for a safer sex documentary
PG-13, 4x17, 1.5K

One Sentence Fic Meme

Brave
As prompted by

shornt:
what if i prompted you leslie/ben/ann threesome
what if
(ok no what ifs, i am prompting it. because.)
R, 2x24, 3.5K

Galentine's Mini Ficathon Part onePart two Part three
Nine mini fics written for

k8_26_2,

craponaspatula,

americnxidiot,

whimsical_irony,

sullen_aquarian,

stillscape,

ballroom_pink,

isalsayourface, and

throwingpens.

Her Hair in Her Eyes, and Through It a Smile
April, Andy and Chris go to the movies
PG, 4x13, 2K

Christmas Mini-Fic-a-Thon
10 mini holiday stories written over 100 hours for

stillscape,

rebeccavis,

whimsical_irony,

craponaspatula,

rikyl,

ashisfriendly,

shornt,

isalsayourface and lunalunita
PG-R, 4x10, 4K (total)

The Perfect Non-Underwear Gift
As prompted by

k8_26_2: Ben, Jean-Ralphio, Christmas shopping. Go!
PG, 4x10, 1K

The Day the Kinkmeme Came to Pawnee (DVD Commentary) (Part Two)
As prompted on the kinkmeme: Ben/Leslie, Anyone/Anyone else in the department. Meta. Someone in Pawnee runs a RPF kinkmeme about the ~~Parks Department~~ City Hall
R, 3x13, 8.5K
Recommended on

crack_van by

stars_inthe_sky here

Puzzle Pieces
Ben. Leslie. Feelings. Snakehole. A birthday fic for

ballroom_pink
PG-13, 3x13, 1.5K

Who More Engilds the Night (illustrated by

craponaspatula)
It's a Go Big Or Go Home plot, set during the government shutdown, and there's a twist
PG, 2x24/3x01, 7K
Recommended on

het_reccers by

rose_griffes here

Parallel Lines, Touching (illustrated by

craponaspatula) (DVD Commentary)
(Note to self: write something where B/L make snow angels, and then drink hot chocolate. Mittens are involved.)
PG, 3x09-3x10, 4K

Safety Zone
But this is a new and strange time where things like “water balloon fights for appendicitis” are both a thing and a thing he personally is attending.
PG, 2x24, 5.4K
Recommended on

het_reccers by

stars_inthe_sky here

In Six Weeks You Will Be Mine (1/3)(2/3)(3/3)
Leslie gets a crush on Ben
PG, 3x02-3x07, 12K

Veep

i might like you better (if we slept together)
writen for

magisterequitum for

ficmountain
Dan/Amy, 4 times they didn't sleep together (and one time they did)
PG, AUs, 3K

Power Play
Dan/Amy, together
PG-13, post season 2, 2K

Work in Progress

Parks and Rec

The Trouble with Physical Proximity (1/3)(2/3)

jncar prompted a fic for the ficathon “After another emotional "girls-night-out" with Leslie, where Ann spent most of the night listening to Leslie moaning about how much she misses Ben, Chris makes a move on Ann, suggesting they could try being more than friends again. Ann gets VERY angry and calls Chris out on his hypocrisy for thinking he can break his own stupid rule, and in the heat of the moment she spills the beans on Ben and Leslie's romantic history. Oops!” and I ran with it.
PG, post 4x01, 8K (so far)

Drabbles

Parks and Rec
Postcard fic for craponaspatula
Postcard fic for americnxidiot
Ben and Leslie are better at America
Leslie/Ben/Peter Jackson's Hobbit
Parks/Glitter (aka Jean-Ralphio/Ke$ha)
Ben and Leslie sleep... then sleep some more
Leslie&Katniss, Leslie is the D12 mentor
April&Ann, WWII homefront
April&Tom, high school
Leslie&Jen Barkley, airplane
Tom&Jean-Ralphio, 1917 Russi
Jean-Ralphio/Leslie/Snakejuice
Leslie&Andy, detective agency
Chris&Andy, sea slugs
Leslie&Ben, time travel
Donna&Ben, finding a black hole
Donna&Chris, cruise ship employees
April/Andy, accidentally find a baby
Joan Callemezzo, crime reporter
Ben/Leslie, engagement
Tom&Donna, magical realism
April&Ann&Leslie, 1776
Leslie/Ben/post-VP debate 2012
Leslie/Ben, pie
Leslie/Ben, Giant Leslie Face Bus
Tom&Ben, Leslie and Ben moving in together (exquisite camel project)
Parks as fairytale
Leslie/Ben, engagement
Katniss as a Pawnee Goddess (Parks/THG)
Ron at the zoo
Leslie/Ben on a road trip to Chicago
Ben/ Tony/ Castle, throbbing members (Parks/Castle/Avengers/X-Files)
Ben&Tom, black market
Donna&Chris, Bachelorette Party favors
Champion the flower girl
Remember me, April/Chris/Andy
Lick me, Ann/Leslie
Offer me, Leslie&Jean-Ralphio
Ann&April, cookies
Andy&Leslie, Andy's new job
April&Jerry, chairs
Ron&Ben, camping
April&Leslie, tv clips
Lizzie Bennet & April Ludgate (Parks/LBD)
Ben&Andy, hammock
Ben/Leslie, train
Jean-Ralphio&Ryan Lochte, Snakehole
Leslie&April, shopping
Chris&Leslie, smallest park
Ben&April, library
Leslie/Ben, night working
Leslie/Ben, Wendy Davis
Donna&Barton Bellas (Parks/Pitch Perfect)
Leslie&Ann, Ann doesn't leave
Ron&Katniss, Swansons (Park/The Hunger Games)
Lizzie interviews Orin for her company (Parks/LBD)
Ann/Leslie, hey bird there's so little time
Ann/Chris, a baby moment
Ann doesn't leave
April/Andy, prank war (A postcard fic for americnxidiot)
Jake&Amy solve a crime in Pawnee (Parks/B99)
Leslie/Ben, Hocus Pocus
Traegerbot&Ben, spaaaaace
Ann&Donna&April, Advice
Leslie/Ben, Lean on Me
Leslie/Ben&Ann/Chris, Holding on
Ann/Leslie, drunk kissing
Leslie/Ben, his birthdays
April/Andy, London
throwingpens as a fic coach for Ben Wyatt
April/Andy, picking Champion
April/Chris, loneliness
April, picking a gift for Ann/Chris
Ben/Leslie in Chicago- a birthday fic for lizinstereo
April&Leslie, divorce

Podcasts
October (Welcome to Nightvale)

Movies
Q/National Gallery painting (Skyfall)
Sam/Gollum (LOTR)
Leslie/Ben/Peter Jackson's Hobbit
Beca/Jesse, Swinging 60s (Pitch Perfect)
Ben/ Tony/ Castle, throbbing members (Parks/Castle/Avengers/X-Files)
[Movie you saw this year/Movie you saw this year] (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter/Lincoln)
Celine/Jesse, New York (Before trilogy)
Donna&Barton Bellas (Parks/Pitch Perfect)
Saying Enough (Enough Said)

TV
Brad/Jane are Obama's time-traveling parents (Happy Endings)
Penny&Max, accidentally find a baby (Happy Endings)
Joan&Holmes (Elementary)
Ben/ Tony/ Castle, throbbing members (Parks/Castle/Avengers/X-Files)
Amuse me, Chloe&June (Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23)
Penny/Jessica, overreacting (Happy Endings/New Girl)
Marshall, movies (How I Met Your Mother)
Archer/Lana, smutty head canon (Archer)
Dan/Amy, people (Veep)
Archer/Lana, bondage tape (Archer)
Nick/Jess, cell phone (New Girl)
Step Up (Veep)
All Hallows Eve (New Girl)
Robin&Lily, Ladyfriends (HIMYM)
Jess&Cece, Five Things Cece and Jess did following her breakup from that lying bastard (New Girl)
Ceresi&Brienne, karaoke (Game of Thrones)
High school AU (Veep)
stillscape&saucydiva, Ryantology (Veep)
Lana/Archer, library (Archer)
Nick&Schmidt, Where the fuck did that clown come from? (New Girl)

The Mindy Project

Mindy/Danny, storage closet
Mindy/Danny, clubbing
Mindy/Danny, I Get My Kicks on Route 66
Mindy/Danny, Running
Mindy/Danny, Pitch Perfect
Mindy/Danny, drunk dialing
Mindy/Jake, blind date (The Mindy Project/Brooklyn 99)
ensemble, office gossip
Mindy/Danny, playfighting+kissing
Mindy/Danny, smutty head canon
Mindy, tinder
Mindy/Danny, drunk dialing
Mindy/Danny, bar AU
Mindy/Danny, Girl Next Door
Mindy&Betsy, bar
Danny&Peter, post "Girl Next Door"
Mindy/Danny, first date mix cd
Mindy/Danny, first date
Mindy/Danny, not masturbation
Mindy/Danny, shoes
Mindy/Danny, he wasn't waiting
Mindy/Danny, (not)Andy