With that Canada thing...

[diaphenia]

Everyone's left tumblr

I miss you all!

And now I don't have second-by-second updates on your lives. 

Comments

[throwingpens.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should get like...gps tracking devices.

[saucydiva.livejournal.com]

Hmm, how to convince everyone to wear it... I know! I'll buy a bunch of those waffle necklaces and mail them to everyone. With tiny spy equipment attached.

[rikyl.livejournal.com]

It will be fascinating to watch everyone sit still at their computers.

[saucydiva.livejournal.com]

I laughed really, really hard about this.

Then I thought about getting up and getting my lunch, and I rejected the idea, because computer.

[craponaspatula.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I am on the couch and sometimes I am on the bed and sometimes I am in my office at school. I bet you are dying of curiosity which one I'm at right now.

[saucydiva.livejournal.com]

Your necklace will be extra-fun to stalk then.

[stillscape.livejournal.com]

Once I had a dream that I was watching my friend do word processing. It went on for hours and hours and hours and I can honestly say it was the most boring dream imaginable.

[saucydiva.livejournal.com]

Once in college our professor was trying to make the point that listening to other people talk about their dreams is boring, so she started telling us about a dream she had, only it was actually an interesting dream so we all were super excited to find out what happened. She was annoyed because we missed the point she was trying to make, and we were annoyed because we wanted to know if she was ever rescued from being kidnapped.

This is not that dream.

[stillscape.livejournal.com]

No. I was actively trying to wake up the whole time. Usually I can. This time I couldn't.

[throwingpens.livejournal.com]

I sometimes drive across Texas! ...only to sit on my computer.

[scullyseviltwin.livejournal.com]

HEY HEY HEY! I'm still there. WHAT AM I!?!? CHOPPED LIVER!?! OR SOME OTHER VARIATION OF TERRIBLE FOOD?

[saucydiva.livejournal.com]

It's true. And I'm still on tumblr even though I haven't seen the episode, I've just t-s'ed everything. And I'm appropriately jealous of your chocolate-covered strawberries bouquet. Believe me when I say don't eat it, because I'm flying out to Boston to steal it from you.

[scullyseviltwin.livejournal.com]

Well hurry because they're melting. MELLLLLLLLLLLLLLTING.

...and I'd appreciate it if you read that last bit in the Wicked Witch's voice.

[saucydiva.livejournal.com]

Obviously. The last bit, and everything you write from here on out.

[scullyseviltwin.livejournal.com]

Ahahah, you're the tops.

[stillscape.livejournal.com]

For lunch today I am going to have the second half of what I ate for lunch yesterday, one of those random rice bowls with sauteed vegetables on top of it. This one is Mexican-themed so it will be accompanied by black beans.

[throwingpens.livejournal.com]

Did you drink Mexican Lemoñadé with your Mexican themed lunch?

[stillscape.livejournal.com]

I did not. Just water. And then I ate some of the cookies I made yesterday.