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Title: Disarming

Author: saucydiva

Fandom: Brooklyn Nine Nine

Word count: 2K

Rating: PG-13

Timeline: 1x06

Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or we’d be at the club on DeKalb

Summary: Jake and Amy, Halloween night

Author’s Note: Thanks to courtknees1 for beta!

Cross-posted to Ao3

( “I’ve always been book smart,” she said, enjoying the feel of his fingers as he slipped them between the fabric of her clothes and the caution tape. “I hope you’ve been reading some dirty books." )

In honor of All Hallow’s Eve, I’m inviting trick-or-treaters to my ‘door.’ Comment “trick-or-treat” to this post and…well, you know the drill. Treats can be anything that strikes my fancy (pics of fave actors or pairings, one sentence fics, graphics, a few words why I’m glad to have you on my flist, etc. etc.). The more “houses” to visit the more fun it’ll be, so go ahead, open your journal and help spread the fun!

Fandoms written so far:
Parks and Rec
The Mindy Project
Brooklyn Nine Nine
Veep
Enough Said
Lizzie Bennet Diaries
The Hunger Games (canon, plus modern day AU)
Amber
Welcome to Night Vale
New Girl
Traegerbot

Title: And I’m Not the Girl I Intend to Be

Author: saucydiva

Fandom: New Girl

Word count: 2K

Rating: PG

Timeline: AU following 2x25

Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or we’d get the best table at Picca

Summary: Cece and Elizabeth, BroTP

Author’s Note: I’ve hated Cece’s storylines, from about the midway point of season 2. And I think there’s so much wasted potential with Elizabeth. Consider this the fix-it fic.

With thanks to blithers, who not only beta’d this, but encouraged me to write it in the first place.

Title from Sara Bareilles’s break up anthem “Gonna Get Over You”

( “When we break up with him, it has to be spectacular,” Cece said. )

Hello friend!

Thank you so much for writing for me for Yuletide! Last year was my first year participating, and I ended up writing a fandom I’d never watched before just because my recip’s letter was so awesome. And I got an amazing Pitch Perfect story and befriended my author and one of her friends, and it was generally an amazing experience. I’ve also done a Hunger Games exchange, which was lovely (I got a SPY AU WHAT) and I’m currently participating in the femmeslash exchange. So I love Yuletide, and fic exchanges generally, and I’m so excited you’re writing for me.

( General Fic Guidelines )

Fandoms!

(in no particular order)

( Bet Me by Jennifer Crusie )

( Archer (TV) )

( Before Trilogy )

( Moone Boy )

( Veep )

That should be everything! If you need additional clarification, please feel free to reach out to throwingpens. She may write her answer in all caps, but she gets me, fandom-wise.

Thanks!

Diaphenia

I went to my high school reunion, and I don’t know yet if it was a mistake.

( Sigh )

I know

missnumbat's in the same boat, but mine's this weekend. So let's discuss: should I go? I only really keep in touch with a handful of people, and, you know, I have had an awfully lot of high school reunion this year. Not that my ex is likely to be there, as he made clear back when we were dating, and honestly, if he were, I probably wouldn't go.

The cast of characters is probably going to include:

( Read more... )

(Part One)

( “You guys know that when you liveblog everything, people can find you, right?” )

Title: Adventures in Duckwatching

Author: saucydiva

Word count: 5K (what the duck)

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I'm going to go ahead and claim I own this

Summary: fandom road trip rpf. Wait, what?

Author’s Note: ryeloza had a post about #duck watch 2013 in Pittsburgh, and princess_george suggested that while she personally couldn’t go visit the duck, everyone else should. That, naturally, spiraled into this.

I think I managed to incorporate every suggestion someone threw at me, but then, that’s probably why this was 5K. Also, because every time I was certain I’d added in everyone, someone else asked to be included.

( But wait! Here's some disclaimers )

Also, all the duck pictures are borrowed with permission from the tumblr/lj of ryeloza.

Dramatis Personae

( Personae Dramatis )

( "Everyone knows, my heart belongs to a giant duck in Pittsburgh." )

(Part two)

Hello friend!

I’m so excited you decided to write for me for the femmeslash exchange! I hope you’re as excited to write this as I am to read it.

( Everything you wanted to know and more )

Title: Since Feeling is First

Author: saucydiva

Word count: 1.8K

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I'd buy everyone a bon voyage cake

Timeline: all of season one

Summary: Five times Mindy and Danny fight

Author’s Note: This one’s for rikyl, who got me started on this show. I have no idea why I let you talk me into it, but I guess your plan worked because now I wrote you some fic. Thanks to throwingpens for the encouragement, and lauren2347 for the beta! Title comes from an ee cummings poem, and yes, Danny’s trick is possible.

Cross-posted to Ao3.

( “If you spend the day hiding in your office buying spangly shit instead of helping patients—” )

Last night I went to a party.

I mean, of course I did. I go to a lot of parties. But most of them are thrown by friends of mine, and are pretty low-key: bonfires in backyard and barbeques and the like.

But this time, I went a party through a website. It was a cocktail party, and we were instructed to dress to the nines and come on down to a fabulously expensive downtown apartment. I knew no one, but— you can’t be afraid of new people, right?

( In which disaster strikes! )

Original tumblr post.

What to do, what to do.

Title: Unprotected
Author:

saucydiva
Word count: 1.2K.
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I'd buy you a giant gorilla
Timeline: 5x20
Summary: Ann and Chris and condoms and feelings
Author’s Note:

emilyla is a beautiful desktop owl, as are

stillscape and

throwingpens, who both accepted strange late-night text messages discussing potential condom usage between television characters.

Also, though I never write about babies, I somehow wrote this, and roped into helping me three non-baby people, I just realized.

( “Then this is the second time?” he asked, eying her carefully. )

Last night, I went to the most awkward dinner ever.

( You know how cliques occasionally get sort of clique-incest-y? )

Title: Wm. Darcy, Pornographer
Author:

saucydiva
Word count: 4.5K.
Rating: R. Truly!
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I’d buy you all souvenir pocket watches.
Timeline: post-episode 98.
Summary: Darcy bought a porn company to save Lydia. Now what?
Author’s Note: Thanks to

anmasp and

stars_inthe_sky for the beta!

( She placed her hands on his chest firmly. “No, you own a porn company. It’s weird to think about.” )

( “Here’s the secret,” he said. )

So. There's a guy. This guy.

( I wasn't the one to fall in this story (though I did actually fall off my stool, but it's not part of this story) )

Last night

throwingpens and I went out and met up with my some of my real life friends.

( "beta? What's that?" )

Title: Lizzie B, Pop Star
Author:

saucydiva
Word count: 13K total
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would have all sorts of fancy lawyers to secretly solve problems with
Timeline: Posted after LBD 89
Summary: boy band/girl band AU
Author’s Note: With much thanks and love to

throwingpens,

stars_inthe_sky, and

quiet_hotel.

Inspired by LBD 44.

Part one.

( Lizzie was debating how to say goodnight to Darcy—handshake? hug? shoulder punch?—and was about to give him a high-five when Darcy suggested he walk her back to her bus. )

Title: Lizzie B, Pop Star
Author:

saucydiva
Word count: 13K total
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would have all sorts of fancy lawyers to secretly solve problems with
Timeline: Posted after LBD 89
Summary: Boy band/girl band AU
Author’s Note: With much thanks and love to

throwingpens,

stars_inthe_sky, and

quiet_hotel.

Inspired by LBD 44.

Cross-posted to Ao3.

( Everyone knew that Darcy was about three days away from abandoning his own pop band to run off and become some damn dubstep DJ. Clearly, pop music wasn’t high on his list of respectable things to excel in. )

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