1. Systematic shredding of the boxers Schmidt left in her apartment.

"These stupid things cost more than my grocery bill for this month!" Cece said as she tore into them.

"Did you wash those first?" Jess asked, touching her back.

"I hate him!"

2. Love Actually marathon.

"This movie is ridiculous," Cece declared as she snuggled into Jess, too tired to get up and change the station.

"This is the most romantic movie in the world," Jess told her, hiding the remote just in case.

"Love's a crock of shit," she said back.


3. Paintball, obviously. But that one might not count because that's an annual tradition anyway, dating back to 1998 when Jess got stood up for the junior prom, and Cece skipped out on her date to hang out with her best friend instead.

4. "Are you sure you want to be here, in this club, instead of somewhere quieter, like maybe an avalanche, or next to a cement grinder," Jess yelled, hands over her ears.

"I can't hear you!" Cece shouted back.

"So I'm your wingwoman, right?" Jess tried out some dance moves that were sure to draw attention to her friend. Yeah, she still had it.

"Best way to get over someone is to get under someone else," Cece said as she sauntered in.

5. And there was a lot of crying, in the dark, laying together on Cece's bed while she went back and forth between threatening castration and deciding to call him. All Jess could do was hug her and also hide her phone, and really, those were the most important things.
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