Christmas Mini Fic-A-Thon

I wrote some Christmas presents for people, because I don’t know how else to show my love for this fandom. And I got some excellent prompts. Also, the last four stories (New Beginnings, Shooting, Doin’ Time, and In the Clear) take place in the same night, though all are stand-alone stories that are only loosely connected. Everything’s season four, set right around now.



stillscape: Leslie wears a sexy elf costume!

Christmas Sex, 183 words

(  Ben discovered pretty quickly into their relationship that Leslie had some things she liked when it came to sex )

shornt: I would like Christmas themed porn please.

With Love, 542 words

(  “There’s… pulsing involved.” )

whimsical_irony: Alternately, I’d love to read about a Christmas tradition Leslie and Ann have. Bonus points if they get wasted and end up drunk-dialing Ben together. Or Chris. Or anyone really.

Free Nights and Weekends, 854 Words

(  “This is… Equality, down at the Glitter Factory, and you’ve won a free lapdance.”  )

craponaspatula: I would take whatever you give me, but if you want a specific prompt, here is one idea: Leslie always peeks at her presents. Ben anticipates this, because of course he does, and plans accordingly.

Smooth, 332 words

(  “You’re up to something,” Ben says, his eyes searching her face. “But what?” )

rikyl: If you have time, could I have a Tom/Ann ficlet for christmas please? Perhaps he tries to get her under the mistletoe or kiss her at midnight on New Year's Eve or something. She does not have to allow it even, because that would hardly be believable at this point. But if you're so inclined, you can make it as dirty as you want. (Handcuffs? What are you writing? I want to see all of it!)

Quiet Time, 491 words

(  She leaned up against the alley wall, and closed her eyes  )

isalsayourface: Okay, if you have time, here's a fic request! Ben/Leslie, ice skating, Ben is really good at it (hello, Ice Town!) and Leslie is competitive...emergency room visit maybe? And making out at some point! Can be any timeline, relationship established already or not. Maybe Ben's first winter in Pawnee? (This is my first fic request, so I hope that's enough info, or maybe it's too much!) :D Thanks! This is an awesome idea!

Shoot to Win, 595 Words

(  “Anything you can do, I can do on tiny swords.”  )

rebeccavis: This poor deprived Chris/Ann shipper would love to read something cute with them - perhaps New Year's Eve related? :)

New Beginnings, 369 words.

(  “Ann Perkins, I am delighted to end up with you in here, or anywhere really.”  )

ashisfriendly: At the Holiday fest on leslie-ben, I wanted a drunk!Ben NYE fun times fic with some fluff! :D

Shooting, 254 words

(  At least he wasn’t one of those drunken idiots playing Seven Minutes in Heaven.  )

lunalunita: I hope it's okay to submit a prompt even though I'm a lurker. Here goes: Spending New Year's Eve is jail is about as fun as it sounds. Ben/Jean-Ralphio preferred (because your other story with them is awesome), but any characters, pairings, or groupings are fine, too!

Doin’ Time, 469 words

(  “Whoa, J-Bird, I get that you’re mad, and in a way, I’m the one that got us into this—“  )

whimsical_irony: Am I too late to request something? Damn my not being at my computer all day for once. Assuming it’s not too late, I’d love it if you wrote something involving Dave and Ben…[ ] make it awkward. What do Ben and Dave each know about Leslie that other doesn’t?

In the Clear, 603 Words

(  “Madeline Albright was never elected to an office.” )