"Honey?" Ben yelled from the bedroom. "Please stop decorating me while I'm asleep!"

Leslie yelled back from somewhere in the kitchen. "Is this about the spider webs? Because I think they look really cool. Plus you sleep so heavily, I thought you'd never notice."

"Yes, but you know I was going to wake up eventually, right?" Ben sat up, and tried to pull off the webbing. It was like trying to wrestle an octopus. He pulled a pile of the stuff off her stomach, trying to drop it on the floor. Pieces of it stuck to him on the way down, and when he tried to stand up, his foot got tangled and he fell over. "Oh, hell."

"Hurry up, Ben! We only have time to watch Hocus Pocus about three times before the party starts!"